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Doom"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Marvel Comics"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Mike Zeck"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Nestor Redondo"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Reboot"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Scout Comics"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Solarman"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Stan Lee"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"The RETURN of Solarman!!!"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003E~I\u003C\/span\u003Et's been awhile since...\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u003Ci\u003Ethis......\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Ctable align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ctbody\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-RHoFDOSE4aY\/VsJR_JGrZUI\/AAAAAAAACaM\/Te9jUla5bDM\/s1600\/Solar211.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"579\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-RHoFDOSE4aY\/VsJR_JGrZUI\/AAAAAAAACaM\/Te9jUla5bDM\/s640\/Solar211.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003EDoctor Doom may not sue you- \u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/robot6.comicbookresources.com\/2016\/01\/x-men-danger-room-protocols-shut-down-after-one-episode\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003Ebut Disney will!\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003EStan Lee likes to say Doctor Doom is \u003Ci\u003E'not really a villain; because it's not illegal to want to take over The World......\u0026nbsp; If he walked up to a Police Officer and said that he wanted to rule The World- he couldn't be arrested for it.'\u0026nbsp; \u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: x-small;\"\u003E(I'm paraphrasing, here...)\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E-Where that falls apart, though, is while the desire may not be a crime; most of the things you'd need to do \u003Ci\u003Ein order\u003C\/i\u003E to take over The World would be... so... yeah.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/www.comicbookresources.com\/article\/marvels-solarman-gets-reboot-from-scout-comics\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" target=\"_blank\"\u003E\u003Cimg alt=\"http:\/\/www.comicbookresources.com\/article\/marvels-solarman-gets-reboot-from-scout-comics\" border=\"0\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-MluZFANCiQM\/VskfhTN18aI\/AAAAAAAACac\/fJ4-8Xd9Ug8\/s200\/solarman-1-cover.jpg\" width=\"133\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003EAnyways-\u003C\/i\u003E with a brand new \u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/www.comicbookresources.com\/article\/marvels-solarman-gets-reboot-from-scout-comics\" target=\"_blank\"\u003Ereboot comic series\u003C\/a\u003E coming soon from\u003Cb\u003E \u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/www.scoutcomics.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003EScout Comics\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E (because ROM Spaceknight isn't the \u003Ci\u003EONLY\u003C\/i\u003E forgotten Marvel Comics character getting a new book at another publisher!!!) I figured it was HIGH time I took a look at the final Marvel Comics issue of David Oliphant's \u003Cb\u003ESolarman \u003C\/b\u003Ewith\u003Cb\u003E #2\u003C\/b\u003E!\u0026nbsp; Written again by Stan \"The Man\" Lee, and illustrated by Mike Zeck, and Nestor Redondo.\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003E-And away... we... go!:\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ca name='more'\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ctable align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ctbody\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-DJ-mj67ftEM\/VsEnGd2aBrI\/AAAAAAAACY8\/jsL_hqpbPp4\/s1600\/Solar21.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-DJ-mj67ftEM\/VsEnGd2aBrI\/AAAAAAAACY8\/jsL_hqpbPp4\/s640\/Solar21.jpg\" width=\"451\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"\u003EI'm glad that Beepie appears to be dead... and is now being used as a table.\u0026nbsp; -And we \u003Ci\u003Enever\u003C\/i\u003E have to see him\u003Ci\u003E again.\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\"Ozone? Fluorocarbons?? Global Warming??? Who gives a shit, Jenny?!? -I have  to finish tracing this Doctor Doom picture so I can get a job at  Marvel... like \u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/fuck-no-greg-land.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003EGreg Land\u003C\/a\u003E!\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003E...But, seriously, though: Fuck the environment.\"\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Ctable align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ctbody\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-jEGyC6jiRFo\/VsEnH4nkmiI\/AAAAAAAACZo\/m3QvDMutoGE\/s1600\/Solar22.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-jEGyC6jiRFo\/VsEnH4nkmiI\/AAAAAAAACZo\/m3QvDMutoGE\/s640\/Solar22.jpg\" width=\"440\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003EDoom may not sue- but, \u003Ci\u003Etrust me,\u003C\/i\u003E Disney \u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=NXx0pk9EthI\" target=\"_blank\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003Eabsolutely\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E will!!!\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\"Let them 'egghead scientists'  worry about the ozone! -They can't even draw Doctor Doom!\u0026nbsp; Not like ME!: I  swiped Sal Bescuma! -And Marvel LOVES to hire tracers!\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003ETracers like \u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/jimsmashextended.blogspot.co.uk\/2008\/07\/greg-land-tracing-swiping-recycling.html\" target=\"_blank\"\u003EGreg  Land.\u003C\/a\u003E\"\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: small;\"\u003E(In case this is your first day; get all you need to know about \u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com\/2014\/04\/thebestaround.html\" target=\"_blank\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003ESolarman\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E by clicking \u003Cb\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com\/2014\/03\/thegalaxyshottestnewhero.html\" target=\"_blank\"\u003EHERE!\u003C\/a\u003E)\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Ctable align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ctbody\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-be_fhFxn--I\/VsEnJWMoq5I\/AAAAAAAACZo\/VSqilsezB58\/s1600\/Solar23.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"385\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-be_fhFxn--I\/VsEnJWMoq5I\/AAAAAAAACZo\/VSqilsezB58\/s400\/Solar23.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\"Yup, Beepie, the chicks LOVE a man-child more than \u003Ci\u003EANYTHING!\u003C\/i\u003E\"\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003EFuck!\u003C\/b\u003E\u0026nbsp; \u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003ENooo!!!\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003EIt lives!\u003C\/i\u003E\u0026nbsp; \u003Cb\u003E-Kill it with fire!\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/b\u003EMelt it down to\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003E fucking \u003C\/span\u003Eslag!!!\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003EDAMN YOU, BEEPIE! YOU'RE A PRODUCT OF THE TIMES!!!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003EYes, our little Benjamen Tucker is secretly The Blond-Haired Buffoon: SOLARMAN!\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003EAnd, \u003Ci\u003Eweather permitting;\u003C\/i\u003E he's got the touch.\u0026nbsp; -HE'S GOT THE POWER!: \u003Cb\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ctable align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ctbody\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-xqTA-HHgeZw\/VsEnNMmPrvI\/AAAAAAAACZo\/O7aiGjPIKNQ\/s1600\/Solar24.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-xqTA-HHgeZw\/VsEnNMmPrvI\/AAAAAAAACZo\/O7aiGjPIKNQ\/s640\/Solar24.jpg\" width=\"624\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\"-I'm a \u003Cb\u003Egoddamned \u003C\/b\u003Ebowl of\u0026nbsp; \u003Cb\u003EFrosted Flakes\u003C\/b\u003E, bitch!\u0026nbsp; \u003Cb\u003EAnd I like to tussle...\u003C\/b\u003E\"\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E \u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\"-Just wait till we become a Major Motion Picture???\"\u003C\/i\u003E\u0026nbsp; Is that \u003Ci\u003Eseriously\u003C\/i\u003E what they were aspiring to?\u0026nbsp;  After a failed cartoon pilot, failed-to-launch toy-line, and a bomb of a number one issue?? They seriously thought they'd get a movie off the ground???\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E(That being said- have any of you seen Stan Lee's \u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/media\/2015\/mar\/31\/stan-lee-creates-superhero-for-sky1-series-starring-james-nesbitt\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ELucky Man\u003C\/a\u003E??? It's a fantastic new supernatural-ish crime thriller type show on \u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/www.sky.com\/watch\/channel\/sky-1\/lucky-man\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ESky 1\u003C\/a\u003E.) \u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EWhy haven't I been talking about the plot of this issue?\u0026nbsp; -You may be asking if you think anyone should actually give a shit about the plot to Solarman #2...\u0026nbsp; Well- we're already on page eight, random mental patient; and so far this is \u003Ci\u003Eall \u003C\/i\u003Ethe plot there has been!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ctable align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ctbody\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-nvZ2xIoUj7o\/VsEnMqUTcDI\/AAAAAAAACZo\/_U8MknvnQrE\/s1600\/Solar25.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"312\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-nvZ2xIoUj7o\/VsEnMqUTcDI\/AAAAAAAACZo\/_U8MknvnQrE\/s640\/Solar25.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\"Call me Nobody!\"\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E ...So is that \u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-QTHnW6j7g3I\/UzX2vjA2zUI\/AAAAAAAAA6o\/_RO6ZJ09fJo\/s1600\/Solarman+%252818%2529.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"\u003Erecycled variation\u003C\/a\u003E meant to be ,like, your catchphrase or something? \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u003Ci\u003E Yikes...\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EYes: Solarman will practically cripple you- a \u003Cb\u003Efitting\u003C\/b\u003E punishment for \u003Ci\u003Ethreatening\u003C\/i\u003E to beat someone up.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\"I'm an AMAZING Superhero.\" -Solarman, 1990\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Ctable align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ctbody\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-Ic0DCQq93WE\/VsEnOGnfnSI\/AAAAAAAACZo\/HN2VIfgDb-Q\/s1600\/Solar26.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"289\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-Ic0DCQq93WE\/VsEnOGnfnSI\/AAAAAAAACZo\/HN2VIfgDb-Q\/s640\/Solar26.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003EJesus, dude- calm down... put it back in your pants.\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EStan Lee is just revisiting shit from issue one...\u0026nbsp; Ben Tucker likes comics, his Father thinks comics are for \u003Ci\u003Efucking nerds, \u003C\/i\u003Eand he wishes his Son was a \u003Ci\u003Ecool \u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cb\u003Ejock\u003C\/b\u003E instead!\u0026nbsp; The dorky kid just want's to tell his Dad that he's Solarman, so he'll \u003Ci\u003Efinally \u003C\/i\u003Ebe proud of him... \u003Ci\u003E-Yadda, yadda, yadda...\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ctable align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ctbody\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-yTjlp8vtCN8\/VsEnPjUPudI\/AAAAAAAACZo\/PTScTI8Lz0Y\/s1600\/Solar27.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-yTjlp8vtCN8\/VsEnPjUPudI\/AAAAAAAACZo\/PTScTI8Lz0Y\/s1600\/Solar27.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\"-Next you'll be telling me you're\u003Ci\u003E \u003Cb\u003E'a gay'\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E!\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\"-Comic Books?!? I fuckin' knew it- my lousy kid's a fuckin' geek! I wish your Mother would'a listened ta me when I tried to get her to have that abortion... Better you never lived at all, than be alive and reading comic books!\"\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cb\u003ESo\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E very two-dimensional...\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-viC4fVVsyaM\/VsEwQ5BCqsI\/AAAAAAAACZw\/LtQBLADRLq0\/s1600\/Solar28.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-viC4fVVsyaM\/VsEwQ5BCqsI\/AAAAAAAACZw\/LtQBLADRLq0\/s640\/Solar28.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\"Hmmm... She probably\u003Cb\u003E got \u003C\/b\u003Ethat idea from me not caring \u003Cb\u003Eat all\u003C\/b\u003E abut the 'real world' earlier, when I was only caring about myself and not the real world at all. -And I kept telling her so.\"\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EOkay, so Doctor Doom is about to hold our ozone hostage, and Ben thinks HE can get in  to Doom's Embassy to stop him... he's just lucky that, for some reason,  Doom thinks an article in the local school paper could be \u003Ci\u003Ejust\u003C\/i\u003E the boost  his image needs!:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ctable align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ctbody\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-wOBP8QvYF3M\/VsEnRxuB2RI\/AAAAAAAACZo\/1F9XK9RFFGM\/s1600\/Solar29.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-wOBP8QvYF3M\/VsEnRxuB2RI\/AAAAAAAACZo\/1F9XK9RFFGM\/s1600\/Solar29.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003EThis is fifty shades of fucked up...\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E-Doctor Doom throws the kid in the dungeon because he happens to see the controls to his M.A.S.S. Device...\u003Cbr \/\u003EBut Doom never planned on sunlight happening to shine through a window!\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ESo Solarman and Doctor Doom fight for awhile... and it's \u003Ci\u003Enot\u003C\/i\u003E as cool as you'd\u003Ci\u003E think\u003C\/i\u003E it wold be... and then:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Ctable align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ctbody\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-gEs2tCxKqIk\/VsEnIcrkNTI\/AAAAAAAACZo\/ovJ84GZjIAA\/s1600\/Solar210.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-gEs2tCxKqIk\/VsEnIcrkNTI\/AAAAAAAACZo\/ovJ84GZjIAA\/s1600\/Solar210.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\" *cough* I have the flu right now- but I'll get you next time, Gadget!\u0026nbsp; NEXT TIME!!!\"\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ESeriously... \u003Ci\u003Ewhat the fuck?\u003C\/i\u003E\u0026nbsp; How is an issue definitively set in the\u003Ci\u003E actual\u003C\/i\u003E Marvel universe, featuring Doctor Doom!, not as good as the first issue\/cartoon-pilot was???\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EI mean- it's dumb.\u0026nbsp; And it's fun to read and look at how dumb it is... but; there is no feeling of joy this time...\u0026nbsp; There's no sense of the cartoon, childlike wonder Stan Lee is so good at doing.\u003Cbr \/\u003EThis just feels soulless. -Like after the property flopped, they felt defeated... and then this issue was obligated.\u003Cbr \/\u003ESo, like- they tried to have SOME fun with it... but it just feels so bitter and joyless overall.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EAlso- why was it a holographic image of Doctor Doom and not just a Doombot?\u0026nbsp; It's ALWAYS a DOOMBOT!\u0026nbsp; \u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003ECome on!!!\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EAnd how was Solarman even fighting a hologram to begin with? Okay, sure- The X-Men's Danger Room has hard-light holograms they interact with while training... but they\u003Ci\u003E can't\u003C\/i\u003E exist \u003Ci\u003Eoutside\u003C\/i\u003E of the Danger Room.\u0026nbsp; The hologram Doom goes outside at the end there!\u0026nbsp; Plus the Danger Room is a room specialized to generate holograms- the Latverian Embassy does not appear to be.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E...I am WAY overthinking the ending to fuckin' Solarman number two......\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EI'm going to go smoke a joint now, and eat a whole pizza...\u003Cbr \/\u003E(Looking forward to seeing what this re-boot is all about!)"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com\/feeds\/1233845366373865135\/comments\/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com\/2016\/02\/nuttycodeofhonor.html#comment-form","title":"7 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/8954474436358879146\/posts\/default\/1233845366373865135"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/8954474436358879146\/posts\/default\/1233845366373865135"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com\/2016\/02\/nuttycodeofhonor.html","title":"The RETURN of Solarman!!!"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"The King of Thessaly"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/15406771819941242204"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"30","height":"32","src":"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-jES7ykp_IUc\/UwZ3YdYY2_I\/AAAAAAAAAoU\/WrErAKTeX6I\/s113\/*"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-RHoFDOSE4aY\/VsJR_JGrZUI\/AAAAAAAACaM\/Te9jUla5bDM\/s72-c\/Solar211.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"7"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8954474436358879146.post-4816023368092022253"},"published":{"$t":"2014-03-31T08:00:00.000-04:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2016-02-15T17:41:26.126-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"#1"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"90's"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Benjamin Tucker"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Canceled"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Cartoon"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Circlet"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Collector's Club"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Comics"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"David Oliphant"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fox Kids"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Gormagga Kraal"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Jim Mooney"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Marvel"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Nuclear Man"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Pilot"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Solar Man"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Solarman"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Stan Lee"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Warlord"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"X-Men"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"-Fox Kids \u0026 Marvel Comics bring you: SOLARMAN!"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-EOaTPJN_aoo\/UzX38A6Lp8I\/AAAAAAAAA8g\/DDiOpHjmN4M\/s1600\/SM+(1).JPG\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"320\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-EOaTPJN_aoo\/UzX38A6Lp8I\/AAAAAAAAA8g\/DDiOpHjmN4M\/s1600\/SM+(1).JPG\" width=\"180\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003E~T\u003C\/span\u003Eh\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;courier new\u0026quot; , \u0026quot;courier\u0026quot; , monospace;\"\u003Ee\u003C\/span\u003E #1 issue I'll be talking about in this post is an adaptation of the cartoon show's failed pilot- originally made, and released on VHS in 1989 to tie-in with the Marvel comic of the same name; \u003Cb\u003ESolarman \u003C\/b\u003E\u003Ci\u003E(penciled by Jim Mooney, and created by David Oliphant.)\u003C\/i\u003E It eventually aired as a \"special\" in 1992, on \u003Cb\u003EFox Kids.\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003EThe episode clocks in at around 22 minutes long... Now, how long does it usually take you to read a standard super-hero comic? -Five, \u003Ci\u003Emaybe\u003C\/i\u003E seven minutes? Ten to twelve minutes at \u003Ci\u003Ethe most.\u003C\/i\u003E\u0026nbsp; So, right from the start- they have to condense the script down by, at least, half... and it's \u003Cb\u003EStan Lee\u003C\/b\u003E who adapts this too!\u0026nbsp; -That combination makes this comic \u003Cb\u003ESO\u003C\/b\u003E hilariously, \u003Cspan class=\"st\"\u003Egenerically, matter-of-factly \u003C\/span\u003Estraight-forward.\u0026nbsp; I \u003Ci\u003Ecan't\u003C\/i\u003E stop laughing at it, and reading these ridiculous conversations aloud (which really freaks out my cat)...\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E-I just had to share some of this little gem with you.\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;courier new\u0026quot; , \u0026quot;courier\u0026quot; , monospace; font-size: large;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #990000;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp; \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: \u0026quot;courier new\u0026quot; , \u0026quot;courier\u0026quot; , monospace; font-size: large;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #990000;\"\u003EUBIQUITOUSLY STANDARD-SPACE-PLOT MODE HAS BEEN INITIATED:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-QsTFbWdX55Q\/UzX2zD4w1DI\/AAAAAAAAA7A\/j9LTXz6d88U\/s1600\/Solarman+%252819%2529.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-QsTFbWdX55Q\/UzX2zD4w1DI\/AAAAAAAAA7A\/j9LTXz6d88U\/s1600\/Solarman+%252819%2529.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Ca name='more'\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003ET\u003C\/span\u003Ehe, already short, story gets compressed and boiled down \u003Ci\u003Eso\u003C\/i\u003E much more here- that everyone speaks in pure exposition for their introductions: \u003Ci\u003E\"Hello, my name is ______, and I will do or have done ______, and I feel ______ about it.\" \u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003EOne word-bubble.\u0026nbsp; DONE.\u0026nbsp; Your characterization is all laid-out.\u0026nbsp; \u003Cb\u003E-Next scene!\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-o5dy2q83udY\/UzX3BT1H9PI\/AAAAAAAAA8A\/yWJ9pCaJ41A\/s1600\/Solarman.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"329\" src=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-o5dy2q83udY\/UzX3BT1H9PI\/AAAAAAAAA8A\/yWJ9pCaJ41A\/s1600\/Solarman.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\"Listen Kraal, all those other planets I helped you destroy were fine.\u0026nbsp; -But I can't let you destroy Earth; where none of us are from or have ever been before. Earth is the greetest! I'm willing to die for this cause I just made up right now...\u0026nbsp; for no raisin.\"\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-pZ3UshmUSRg\/UzX228T09lI\/AAAAAAAAA7I\/B9V57zq9g-U\/s1600\/Solarman+%25283%2529.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-pZ3UshmUSRg\/UzX228T09lI\/AAAAAAAAA7I\/B9V57zq9g-U\/s1600\/Solarman+%25283%2529.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E-Okay... seven pages in to this story-line setup, and that last panel is the \u003Cb\u003Efirst\u003C\/b\u003E we see (and hear) of \u003Ci\u003E\"Beepie\"\u003C\/i\u003E.\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;Seriously, who the fuck is \u003Cb\u003EBeepie\u003C\/b\u003E?\u0026nbsp; Where the fuck was Beepie at all this time??\u0026nbsp; Why is he fucking here, and when will he die horribly???\u0026nbsp; I'm getting \u003Cb\u003EV.I.N.CENT\u003C\/b\u003E \u0026amp; \u003Cb\u003EB.O.B\u003C\/b\u003E. flashbacks... and that's \u003Ci\u003ENEVER \u003C\/i\u003Ea good thing!\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003EIt's just so random and out of place.\u0026nbsp; He \u003Cb\u003Eshows up\u003C\/b\u003E out of \u003Ci\u003ENOWHERE\u003C\/i\u003E, he appears without being summoned or ever mentioned previously, and he is being dragged into this plot all of a sudden... because\u003Ci\u003E kids?\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003EOh, no'z!\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/b\u003E \u003Ci\u003E-Not \u003C\/i\u003Eyour \u003Ci\u003Ecirclet of power!!!\u003C\/i\u003E:\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-Czxsw4sr7zk\/UzX2ld7X9fI\/AAAAAAAAA54\/kc9rbRFG850\/s1600\/Solarman+%25281%2529.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"321\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-Czxsw4sr7zk\/UzX2ld7X9fI\/AAAAAAAAA54\/kc9rbRFG850\/s1600\/Solarman+%25281%2529.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003EWarlord Kraal shall atone for that with an armband!\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E...\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003ET\u003C\/span\u003Ehis thing hits \u003Ci\u003EEVERY\u003C\/i\u003E classic, over-used cliché it can muster, and in rapid succession- you could play a drinking game along with it! (I am not responsible for any deaths that may occur if you do, though):\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-LLXvwrYKNz8\/UzX3WkdJ7nI\/AAAAAAAAA8I\/gonSaa99oNY\/s1600\/Solarman+%25282%2529.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-LLXvwrYKNz8\/UzX3WkdJ7nI\/AAAAAAAAA8I\/gonSaa99oNY\/s1600\/Solarman+%25282%2529.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;-Oh, hello over-baring father who wants his kid to be just like him, while giving-up on any foolish dreams he may have...\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-CXRpaJRIG4o\/UzX24r18hrI\/AAAAAAAAA7Q\/nIxfpzG6Q9s\/s1600\/Solarman+%25284%2529.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-CXRpaJRIG4o\/UzX24r18hrI\/AAAAAAAAA7Q\/nIxfpzG6Q9s\/s1600\/Solarman+%25284%2529.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\"Son, comics are fucking STUPID!\u0026nbsp; Lift weights instead.\u0026nbsp; Be a REAL man!\"\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003EHey, there's a spaceship.\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-ScUTrlrs8rE\/UzX27v7Bl0I\/AAAAAAAAA7c\/mLapA2pldyw\/s1600\/Solarman+%25285%2529.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-ScUTrlrs8rE\/UzX27v7Bl0I\/AAAAAAAAA7c\/mLapA2pldyw\/s1600\/Solarman+%25285%2529.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003EYou gotta love those bystanders: \u003Ci\u003E\"Fuck that injured blue dude asking for help!\u0026nbsp; He's assuredly a drunk- I hope he fucking dies soon!\"\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003EWait a minute!\u003Ci\u003E\u0026nbsp; \u003C\/i\u003E-A dying alien presents a circular object to a worthy human... and it gives him powers?\u003Cbr \/\u003EThis is a totally original concept.\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-cjw3j7IXJNk\/UzX28N474yI\/AAAAAAAAA7g\/ynA5eeszWAY\/s1600\/Solarman+%25286%2529.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-cjw3j7IXJNk\/UzX28N474yI\/AAAAAAAAA7g\/ynA5eeszWAY\/s1600\/Solarman+%25286%2529.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u0026nbsp;\"I told you, comics and science-fiction are for gay retards, Son!\"\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003EAnd now \u003Ci\u003ESave-The-Earth-Committee-Of-One\u003C\/i\u003E here is a Jedi \u003Cspan class=\"st\"\u003EMarley's Ghost\u003C\/span\u003E:\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-UVIdqW5lLk8\/UzX29JXhRPI\/AAAAAAAAA7o\/4TtN9drzjYs\/s1600\/Solarman+%25287%2529.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"337\" src=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-UVIdqW5lLk8\/UzX29JXhRPI\/AAAAAAAAA7o\/4TtN9drzjYs\/s1600\/Solarman+%25287%2529.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003EHe was even doing that talking \u003Ci\u003Elllllliiiiike aaaaa ghooooosssst\u003C\/i\u003E thing for a second there- this is amazing!\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E-NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-PR-yhtw1Y6s\/UzX29qngvSI\/AAAAAAAAA7w\/7hqtGCA-tPU\/s1600\/Solarman+%25288%2529.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-PR-yhtw1Y6s\/UzX29qngvSI\/AAAAAAAAA7w\/7hqtGCA-tPU\/s1600\/Solarman+%25288%2529.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E-AND MY MOM IS DEAD!!!\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E...\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003E-A\u003C\/span\u003Elright, ready for his initial transformation scene?\u0026nbsp; -It's silly:\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp; \u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-wnyUL-HGft4\/UzX3AY3W_OI\/AAAAAAAAA74\/jemcSfs4OFY\/s1600\/Solarman+%25289%2529.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-wnyUL-HGft4\/UzX3AY3W_OI\/AAAAAAAAA74\/jemcSfs4OFY\/s1600\/Solarman+%25289%2529.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #666666;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;(Told you!)\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003EYes- just like \u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"st\"\u003ENuclear Man\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E from \u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"st\"\u003ESuperman IV: \u003Ci\u003EThe Quest for Peace\u003C\/i\u003E;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E Solarman's circlet is \u003Cspan class=\"st\"\u003Esolar-powered.\u0026nbsp; -Meaning he \u003C\/span\u003Ecan be defeated... by a cloudy day!\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-F0WOF0HWguc\/UzX2kWiz4sI\/AAAAAAAAA5s\/ayV93mG3e_0\/s1600\/Solarman+%252810%2529.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-F0WOF0HWguc\/UzX2kWiz4sI\/AAAAAAAAA5s\/ayV93mG3e_0\/s1600\/Solarman+%252810%2529.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E...\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003ES\u003C\/span\u003Eo, did you forget that\u003Cb\u003E Stan Lee\u003C\/b\u003E wrote this comic, yet?\u0026nbsp; Don't worry- they won't let you!:\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-JNeejMZDFG8\/UzX2k-t-okI\/AAAAAAAAA5w\/fCaYwnGCpwc\/s1600\/Solarman+%252811%2529.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-JNeejMZDFG8\/UzX2k-t-okI\/AAAAAAAAA5w\/fCaYwnGCpwc\/s1600\/Solarman+%252811%2529.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cb\u003EFantabulous!\u0026nbsp; \u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"st\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003EExcelsior\u003C\/i\u003E!!!\u003Ci\u003E\u0026nbsp; Nuff said.\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003E...\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-JOpDVs0QAxU\/UzX2oSAOK8I\/AAAAAAAAA6I\/tiSlmnWiYvk\/s1600\/Solarman+%252813%2529.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"324\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-JOpDVs0QAxU\/UzX2oSAOK8I\/AAAAAAAAA6I\/tiSlmnWiYvk\/s1600\/Solarman+%252813%2529.jpg\" width=\"640\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003E~Uhhhhhh, \u003C\/i\u003Epolishing your spaceships, eh?\u0026nbsp; ...is that some kind of cool, teen\u003Cspan class=\"st\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003E \u003C\/i\u003Eeuphemism\u003C\/span\u003E for  masturbating or something?\u0026nbsp; Because I'm \u003Ci\u003Epretty sure\u003C\/i\u003E those girls are going home to  play with themselves now...\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #666666;\"\u003E*cough*\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003E...\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003ES\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: small;\"\u003Eo, if they are not speaking in exposition, or narrating what they are currently doing,\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E in this comic- then they are speaking in declarations! With exclamation points at the end of every sentence!\u0026nbsp; It's SO dated, and not 90's-dated either!\u0026nbsp; I'm talking 1960's-dated IN 1990!\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-3Ea489Kpc-Y\/UzX2nohSZgI\/AAAAAAAAA6E\/RSEXMCLRxno\/s1600\/Solarman+%252812%2529.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-3Ea489Kpc-Y\/UzX2nohSZgI\/AAAAAAAAA6E\/RSEXMCLRxno\/s1600\/Solarman+%252812%2529.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003EN\u003C\/span\u003Eo surprises here- carry on...\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-1BOpuGVl4Fw\/UzX2pD7qfkI\/AAAAAAAAA6U\/DAyUGgiw4L4\/s1600\/Solarman+%252814%2529.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-1BOpuGVl4Fw\/UzX2pD7qfkI\/AAAAAAAAA6U\/DAyUGgiw4L4\/s1600\/Solarman+%252814%2529.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E...everything checks out.\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003E...\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003EN\u003C\/span\u003EO!\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/b\u003E \u003Ci\u003ENOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-3mge7b-DojI\/UzX2p0MB1jI\/AAAAAAAAA6Y\/X3tgsJ5zu9A\/s1600\/Solarman+%252815%2529.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-3mge7b-DojI\/UzX2p0MB1jI\/AAAAAAAAA6Y\/X3tgsJ5zu9A\/s1600\/Solarman+%252815%2529.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003E-Kill it!\u003C\/i\u003E\u0026nbsp; Make it dead!!!\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003EBesides being dated- Stan's dialog is just so horribly cheesy to begin with; and it makes it that much more amusing to me!:\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-QTHnW6j7g3I\/UzX2vjA2zUI\/AAAAAAAAA6o\/_RO6ZJ09fJo\/s1600\/Solarman+%252818%2529.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-QTHnW6j7g3I\/UzX2vjA2zUI\/AAAAAAAAA6o\/_RO6ZJ09fJo\/s1600\/Solarman+%252818%2529.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: small;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;Good come-back, Gormagga Kraal. -You sure showed Nothing.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003E-A\u003C\/span\u003End so it ends...\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-Rb0zOhWU3Aw\/UzX2z7jGEyI\/AAAAAAAAA68\/DU91w_RSWNM\/s1600\/Solarman+%252820%2529.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-Rb0zOhWU3Aw\/UzX2z7jGEyI\/AAAAAAAAA68\/DU91w_RSWNM\/s1600\/Solarman+%252820%2529.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u0026nbsp;\"I'll get you next time, Gadget- NEXT TIME!\"\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E...\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003EThis girl has a serious problem, though.\u0026nbsp; We should find her some help:\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-J8JPnAxvi3k\/UzX2rSMHGII\/AAAAAAAAA6g\/dv1ZBfFvcRA\/s1600\/Solarman+%252816%2529.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-J8JPnAxvi3k\/UzX2rSMHGII\/AAAAAAAAA6g\/dv1ZBfFvcRA\/s1600\/Solarman+%252816%2529.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\"Feed your Leprechaun\"\u003C\/i\u003E, eh?\u003Cbr \/\u003E-She's addicted to masturbation!\u0026nbsp; Why- every time she sees young Benjamin Tucker in this comic; she has to immediately run home to verb her noun!\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E...\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003ET\u003C\/span\u003Ehis \u003Ci\u003ECollector's Club\u003C\/i\u003E advertisement appears in the back of the comic.\u0026nbsp; They had high hopes for Solarman!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ctable align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ctbody\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-Q4nDxHP5Y7g\/UzX2wqgXzBI\/AAAAAAAAA6w\/uQep0TqNrD4\/s1600\/Solarman+%252817%2529.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-Q4nDxHP5Y7g\/UzX2wqgXzBI\/AAAAAAAAA6w\/uQep0TqNrD4\/s1600\/Solarman+%252817%2529.jpg\" width=\"432\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003Ctr\u003E\u003Ctd class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003ERight-click \/ View Image (or center-click) to embiggen.\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E-Foolish, foolish hopes.\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003EBut you do know how VALUABLE Issue #1 comics are? \u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003EI mean: Solarman \u003Ci\u003EIS\u003C\/i\u003E an internationally known character now, right?\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003ERight???\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003EIs... is anyone still there?\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E-Hello??? \u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003E-T\u003C\/span\u003Ehere actually was an issue #2, which I do not have, dated May on the cover:\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-QNVC6HiV59c\/UzX31w-ubrI\/AAAAAAAAA8U\/rxzv2wPSBuA\/s1600\/SM.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-QNVC6HiV59c\/UzX31w-ubrI\/AAAAAAAAA8U\/rxzv2wPSBuA\/s1600\/SM.jpg\" width=\"409\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003EThe super valuable Issue #1 came out in January... that's a pretty big gap. \u003Ci\u003EI see problems...\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003EYeah: \u003Cb\u003ECANCELED!!!\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EStill, it is \u003Ci\u003Eso\u003C\/i\u003E much fun.\u0026nbsp; I highly recommend you pick it up if you ever see it in a quarter-bin somewhere...It's a 30 page comics- no ads, so there is a lot I did not show you here.\u0026nbsp; If you got a kick out of this- you should check the cartoon out, too.\u0026nbsp; You can watch the Solarman pilot \u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=v2s21NfufLU\"\u003Ehere:\u003C\/a\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ciframe allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/v2s21NfufLU\" width=\"420\"\u003E\u003C\/iframe\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\"-Fuck \u003Cb\u003Ethat\u003C\/b\u003E cartoon- we got The X-Men to launch!\"\u0026nbsp; \u003Ci\u003EDa-na-na-na-NA-NAA-NAAA!\u0026nbsp; \u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EI think Fox Kids backed the right horse. -Even though Solarman had a way more \u003Ci\u003Eawesome\u003C\/i\u003E theme-song!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E...\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E-And finally, I found this panel from Issue #2 online:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-n-W-GDMH0T0\/UzX37d-NJ5I\/AAAAAAAAA8c\/7yYOGfnrTVY\/s1600\/SM+%25282%2529.JPG\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-n-W-GDMH0T0\/UzX37d-NJ5I\/AAAAAAAAA8c\/7yYOGfnrTVY\/s1600\/SM+%25282%2529.JPG\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ESee.\u0026nbsp; Even Marvel Comics \u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=JGRdfPp65eg\"\u003Eendorses it.\u003C\/a\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com\/feeds\/4816023368092022253\/comments\/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com\/2014\/03\/thegalaxyshottestnewhero.html#comment-form","title":"8 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/8954474436358879146\/posts\/default\/4816023368092022253"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/8954474436358879146\/posts\/default\/4816023368092022253"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com\/2014\/03\/thegalaxyshottestnewhero.html","title":"-Fox Kids \u0026 Marvel Comics bring you: SOLARMAN!"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"The King of Thessaly"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/15406771819941242204"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"30","height":"32","src":"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-jES7ykp_IUc\/UwZ3YdYY2_I\/AAAAAAAAAoU\/WrErAKTeX6I\/s113\/*"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-EOaTPJN_aoo\/UzX38A6Lp8I\/AAAAAAAAA8g\/DDiOpHjmN4M\/s72-c\/SM+(1).JPG","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"8"}}]}});