Demo-taint must DIE!:

*giggle*

-Demogoblin's taint...

-IT HAS TWO MEANINGS!

Web of Spider-Man #95

Speaking of unintentional double entendre- Captain Atom Annual #2:

-Little Things In Comics: Fuckin' NOVA!!!

It's the fucking little things in fucking comics that make me fucking laugh... like how often Nova fucking curses:

And...

There's always more after the fuckin' jump!

-Little Things In Comics: Nova!

It's the little things in comics that make me laugh... like when I'm reading Nova #1 and have to wonder to myself: Did... did Richard Rider's eyes just puke?:

-Yes, yes they did...

Mountain Dew is TERRIBLE for you, you guys!

So, in this issue- Gladiator shows up for a fight:

~Let's talk titties:

-Noice!:

↑ Yup, Iceman just made Robbie Baldwin fall face first into She-Hulk's bewbs!

You know, I can't help but think that was an elaborate plan the two had discussed beforehand. -Actually, the way Speedball's powers work; that must have made for some instant, and rapid, motorboating!

(From The Infinity Crusade #1)

-It's not the first time, either. The man knows what he likes... 

Hungry?

-Got the munchies???

Captain Mar-Vell can help!:

"Those who resort to violence have run out of ideas!"

-Even in an advertisement for snack-cakes; he's awesome as fuck.

Little Things: Cosmic Edition!

~Sometimes you end up laughing out loud because shit's just THAT bad-ass!

Case in point- this sequence from Cosmic Powers Unlimited #1:

~All Quasar- all the time!

From Quasar #9:

You know... I'm beginning to think Wendell Vaughn has some serious Superman-envy.

The Little Things In Comics: Malibu Edition!!!

Oh, you know it's the littlest things in comics that will make me laugh... like every single time Smoke says "Toasty!" in Mortal Kombat: Battlewave-

From issue #2:

 (Loved the little 'No Smoking' sign, too!)

Then again in issue #3:

It's the unexpected things in comics...

... that will make you laugh.
-Like when right in the middle of the 100% serious, not comical at all, second issue of Fantastic Four: Atlantis Rising- randomly, and completely out of nowhere, this just... happens:

The Thing: Comic relief...

-And we all know Ben Grimm is a pretty tough guy! He'd gladly go one-on-one, toe-to-toe, with the likes of Doctor Doom, Annihilus, or Blastaar... But there's only so much one (cosmically-irradiated, orange, rocky) man can take:

It’s still the little things…

...in comics that make me laugh.
Like when they gave Thor an intervention!:

 

...from Thor #430
"WWHHAA-AAAAAA-AAT!?!?!?"

I guess being the alter-ego of a super-hero would really make you look more than just scatter-brained or forgetful... I'm surprised no one ever accused Peter Parker of being on Meth.
...because he acts like he's on Methamphetamines.

The Fantastic Four Roast #1:

Finally- here are my favorite jokes from Marvel's Fantastic Four Roast #1 from 1982! Hosted (and written) by:

The Whizzer has to... you know......

 

Sorry, Stark- only ONE man can make a cuckold out of Reed!:

It’s the little things…

...in comics that always make me laugh.

-Like an "UNUSED" garbage-chute:

-Really? How fucking convenient... Fuck you, Ultraseven! -You belong in actual trash!!!

~More 'Little Things'...

Because it's the little things in comics that make me laugh… things like "hey, m' butt's on fire!!" from Entity's Zen: Intergalactic Ninja #3:

-Poor Garbage-Man... his butt is on fire.

...or there's that one time Zen's "Hypership Battle-Pod" had a clearly visible giant robo-penis in Intergalactic Ninja: StarQuest #6:

You know- it really are the little things in comics...

...that make me laugh.
-Like when The Guardians Of The Galaxy's Vance Astro went back in time to confront his younger self in Marvel Two-In-One #69: 

-Yes... this guy IS weird. 

-More after the jump-