-Rise: The Demon...

~Etrigan the Demon is one of those characters I always enjoy showing up in a DC comic I'm reading... He's great in small doses but, to me, his poetic-speech gimmick wears thin too quickly in his own title. However; if anyone could make it not-so-annoying: It's Matt Wagner.

Issue #22 of The Demon is a one-off story that all begins with a witch's dead cock:

How's this image for clickbait???

Kang The Conquer's sex-change.

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Avengers: The Terminatrix Objective #1, by Mark Gruenwald & Mike Gustovich

Ka-Zar is kind of a dick.

"-Everything dies... What's the point?  Life... don't talk to me about life..." 

-And then she; Shanna the She-Devil, (and I'm being for real- it's not a joke) proceeds to fuck him. 

So, does it make me a bad person if...

So... does it make me a bad person if I couldn't stop laughing when I read this in Continuity Comics' Samuree Vol 2 #1: Possessed By The Rise Of Magic?

More Spider-Man comics!:

...page three and the ridiculous-levels are already ridiculous......

Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man #96 by Al Milgrom.