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So, here's a bunch of porn that sad, lonely people searched for and accidentally ended up at my blog instead... for SOME reason:
-Yeah, sure; fictional character Gwendolyne Stacy is hot. No argument there, I guess.
(Sorry, I prefer redheads over blonds just about eights days a week...)
BUT: "gwen stacy fucked by lizard porn animation" is a thing that exists... because the internet.
Supply- meet demand.
And don't even get me started on all the Green Goblin/Gwen Stacy shit that also came up when I searched for this myself...
DAMN YOU, Joseph Michael Straczynsk!!!
Okay, okay- keeping with supporting Spider-Man characters, and being open-minded, as well as an equal opportunity offender: "i draw porn venom and carnage fuck":
|...this makes me laugh so hard...... Are we not doing 'phrasing' anymore?|
This image came up as well- (So we're just done with 'phrasing', right? -That's not a thing anymore?)
-it's actually pretty cool looking:
|...but, again- redheads: EIGHT DAYS A WEEK.|
Silly me, when I search for porn, Google must think I'm SO fucking boring.
-Because I just pull a Sarah Silverman and go to YouPorn and type my search-words in:
...or I'll just watch Jesus Is Magic for the 600th time and masturbate to Sarah Silverman.
Too much information?
-Shut up; here's "she hulk prn":
Guess what? The search term "beachum taint" has been used more than ANY OTHER search keyword to bring people to my little website! I... *sniffle* I am SO proud right now. *weeps*
And finally my Mental Organisms... we reach our climax. I'll end it, for now, with "spiderman fucking mj and black cat":
Why are these things that exist? I can't answer that question for you.
-To each their own, I suppose.
I shall defend your right to jack-it to whatever you wish...
Sure, I prefer real people.
But that's just me...
Who am I to judge? I've seen a girl blow a horse.
...I've seen a girl blow a horse.
Until next time!