~Gotta love your very own blog Statistics page...
Especially the "Search Keywords" section (located under "Traffic Sources").
It truly warms my heart to see that people found my little old site by searching for things like: "Finding comics at Flea-Markets". Or that they found specific reviews with "Casey Jones Raph Comic", "Venom Carnage Unleashed", or "Vampirella Swimsuit"... I see SOMEONE was Googling himself by searching for "Shlomo Ben Hungstien". Smooth one there, Dave... and not at all egotistical.
-Others have been brought here by searching for "Terrax sex Invisible Woman".
-Wait, what?!?...who wants to see that???
What's the next one on the list... "air hostess fucking"??? What does that even mean?
Do I... do I even want to know???
"-Just fucking that sweet little thing"?!? Oh, COME ON!!! How did that even lead them here?!?
-I hate to disappoint anyone. This is apparently what the people want, so FINE. I'm gonna try my best to fulfill some of these... odder search queries for you guys......
I hope you're fucking happy.
-You sick fucking bunch of freaks...
|(What a missed opportunity by the "artist" to have her lower half turning see-though at that particular moment.)|
Because I'm fuckin' looking at it, and I still can't... I just figured this "Terrax sex Invisible Woman" was something that some dumb asshole was looking for online- and I had a good laugh at his expense because I thought it couldn't possibly be a thing that's real...I should have know better, though. Rule 34 of The Internet is: "If it exists... there IS porn of it."
How much do you all want to bet that Karl already has this site bookmarked?
Somehow- I can guarantee that this is all Greg Land's fault.
Ohhhhhhhh, okay; an 'Air-Hostess' is another term for a Flight-Attendant! I've never heard that before.
So, "air hostess fucking" is really:
-That makes a lot more sense...
Because after that Terrax one- what I imagined this to be was people dry humping Hostess Snack Cakes...
I mean- they ARE all dongs, hos, twinks, and snowballs... when you think about it.
Next up- someone was searching for "He-Man sex comics" and this is another one I'm shocked to see is SO VERY plentiful online:
This is a legitimate rape of my childhood.
Although- it does really remind me of this:
"SHAKE YOUR ASS! Come on, Beastman!"
"maraya shera powa seex photo"
See, I thought this one was some foreign She-Ra: Princess of Power thing- for a comic like above.
Maria Sharapova is apparently some Russian tennis player.
And man, there are a LOT of upskirt panty-shots of her online from while she's playing...
-Felt like I was watching an anime.
"sex Simon Bisley"
-This is the first completely understandable search I've seen on here today... especially as a Heavy Metal subscriber from The 90's! Still, I like to imagine they were searching for a 'sexy' picture of the man himself-
-Instead of something like this:
"fap comic books"??? That's an easy one.
-Allow me to suggest Gullivera:
It's one of my personal favorites.
"woman squirting comics"
-Won't be doing THAT one.
"comik cartoon young sex"
-Look, I'm already gonna have to scrub my browser-history clean with bleach and fire... I'm not searching for any phrase with those last two words in it...
"blogger little fuck" either... even though the top result is probably just my page.
-Because I'm a little fuck.
SNOOCH TO THE NOOCH!!!