4:20 He-Man!!!

-It's FOUR-TWENTY, y'all!!!

That means that it's time to watch some fuckin' cartoons!  But first- a quick look at Star Comics' Masters of The Universe #2, and #3 from 1986.  Written by the infamous Mike Carlin, and penciled by the always awesome Ron Wilson...

(This all ties together, trust me; I'm not high yet!)

Smash-cut to "Snake Mountain":

 -Okay, wait... hold up.  1.) We all know that is not what Snake Mountain looks like. And 2.) That is clearly just a drawing of the inaccurate play-set when opened up!:

 ...I owned that when I was a kid.  And even though I was always disappointed that it did not look like it should- it was totally saved by all the really cool features it had; especially the voice amplifier/distorter-microphone thing... It had way more functions than Castle Grayskull did.  Still, as an adult- I had no problems parting with it for some cash, and I'll never get rid of my Castle Grayskull. Anyways, moving on:

(Embiggen any panels by right-clicking and selecting View Image, or center-clicking, on them)

~Uhh... huuh huh huh... STONEDar.

At first I thought- That's a really great question, Skeletor: Why do you forever surround yourself with incompetents???  And then I noticed that it's not even a question- it's a statement, an exclamation even!  

 *sigh*

-You've finally just excepted it after all these years, huh, Keldor?  A leopard can't change its spots...

...Wait, He-Man: Chronic Champion of Good???  

-Why... he's my favorite!:

There's a Wallpaper for you, my Mental Organisms!  -Just embiggen and Set Desktop Background!

And has that first song stopped yet?  Don't worry, I've got you covered today!:

“The illegality of cannabis is outrageous; an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.” -Carl Sagan

 This issue featured the brand-new MoTU figures Stonedar and Rokkon: The Rock People, and the Bandai Tamagoras- renamed Meteorbs...  By the time they were added to the toy-line, He-Man was already off the air- so The Rock People made their cartoon debuts in the She-Ra: Princess of Power episodes The Rock People, and The Light of the Crystal.  And The Meteorbs in Assault on the Hive-  all of which I don't believe I've ever seen- and will be watching later today!

Meanwhile in issue #3:

"I have the Arrg!!"?  Do you suppose he meant The Camargue??  -Isn't there a St. Aaargh's in Cornwall???

Now, are you ready for your inner-child to be terrified by the most frightening image ever?:

-My eyes!!!  THEY BURN!  

The goggles do nothing!!! 

What the actual hell, Mike Carlin??? First you give us the brain-scars of Aunt May as
the Golden Oldie, and now He-Orko? Why do you hate us so much???

-I apologize for that! Let's cleanse it away with the power of...

...BADASS-HOOM!!!

Now, this issue featured Hordak's Slime Pit- but it never appeared in She-Ra: Princess of Power... well, technically it was in the background of an episode once- but looked completely different and was not even sliming anyone!  I always liked how the commercial for it showed Spikor getting slimed- the guy it would be the fucking hardest to get cleaned back off!



That's all for this post, thanks for kickin' it with me for awhile- next update will be on Thursday, as always... Enjoy your day! ...and, ummm- Happy Easter or something?
~Play me out, KMK: