You get what you search for! (NSFW)

~Once again I'm delving deep into the 'Search Keywords' that somehow accidentally brought people to my blog- to find out just what, exactly, they were actually trying to find.

Yes, it will probably mostly be porn.

"adam hughes she-hulk" is a simple enough one.  Adam Hughes is one of my Top Ten favorite artists! (and it's a shame he doesn't do interiors anymore...) 
Sadly- he has not drawn Speedball's favorite pair'o'boobs to motorboat much.
The first thing I thought of was that page from the old Marvel Swimsuit Issue. -The one of Namor in a banana-hammock.
-But then I thought of this one:  

That's good She-Hulk!

There's also this little gem that inspired a statue by Sideshow Collectables:

Other than that, though- there's really not much... just a handful of con-sketches... and the bit he did here.

Speaking of She-Hulk: "image fap she hulk and superman"  

*sigh*

I know I shouldn't have been- but I was surprised to see this was even a thing...

WHY IS THIS A THING?

Apparently she has run out of Marvel characters to bone.

Keeping with the theme of porn, because you're all sick fucks- "mary jane comic venom sex":

This one, though- I can see being a thing.  And, my Gods, is it a thing- soooooo many images came up for this one. I mean, like, a lot.
But if not for Brock's twisted sense of right, and justice- this is a thing that could have easily happened (or been hinted at) in the comics.  He could have totally tried to sexually assault MJ.  Peter is lucky, he has no idea how much worse his Venom troubles could have been...

No wait, scratch that- look at him getting off on being a cuckold.
Oh, Pete... you sick little bastard.

And this one just made me laugh- I mean...

...Venom could be in some tentacle-porn *snap* like that!

Okay- there is some stuff I am NOT gonna search for... or even type out here- I'm pretty sure I'd be arrested, or at least end up on some government watch-list.  Let's just say people have some dark perversions and I have no idea how what they were searching for led them to my site.
This is all in good fun here- but I can't make light of some things...


So- moving on; "blue blaze superhero pictures comic", what an innocently refreshing search:

The Blue Blaze is a Golden Age Marvel character created by Harry Douglas, first appearing in Mystic Comics #1 in 1940.  Dude had a magic lighter, containing the flame that gave him his powers, he used to revitalize himself.  Guy should be the official superhero of stoners, for real.

"is bolognium real?"  -Well, its atomic weight is snacktacular.


"avengelyne swimsuit edition"?: 

Yeah- I got that.

"how do the atom (ray palmer) and jean loring have sex"  -I dunno, but if this bit from the JLU cartoon is any indicator- it's probably pretty awesome for him:

(besides, he's not small all the time- you know...)

"superman action comics #768"  -That is a GREAT issue. 

O, Captain, My Captain!

-Really hits the nail on the head in regards to The Marvel Family, you should definitely check it out!

"superman wearing pajamas"  -Ummmmmm......