Okay... look- I could 100% get behind this if they were trying to Google actual, hot Mongolian girls like above... but something tells me they were searching for something more like this:
-In which case; uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... no. Also: Why?
However "crimson fox justice league porn"???
That- I can get behind!:
-Literally and figuratively...
Next up: "the new warriors with psionex #15 sept1991 to buy on ebay" First off: I don't think people really get how search engines work with some of this phrasing... Second: Fuck eBay, my friend- you can pick up that awesome issue (and more) at mycomicshop.com for cheap as free!!!
"Rob Liefeld sexiest woman"???
-Yes, yes he is.
Un-shockingly; "sinful comics" are pretty-much exactly what you would think they are:
"Did old ninja turtle comics have guns" -Some of them sure did!
"Facts about carnage and venom" -They enjoy crocheting. -Will hustle you in a game of pool. -And drive Hybrids...
"fantastic four cuckold" was one I imagined would, for sure, involve Namor. But surprisingly he was not in the top image results...
A "justice league hook ups" search brings up A LOT of images of Superman and Wonder Woman kissing... -And then that time Snapper Carr and Cheetah got busy.
Next up was "she hulk banana"
Now, I don't know exactly what they were looking for- but I couldn't find it.
But then it's not like I really wanted to.
Are you still with me? Are you shaking your head at humanity yet?
Fuck- when I'M taking the moral high-ground? -All is not well.
Next is "mary jane comic porn" and there is SO much of this on The Internet. I mean, like- SO much. And it all involves MJ enjoying being as big of a whore as possible. People are weird, man. I mean:
|-AHHHH!!! I cannot un-see this!!!|
J. Jonah Jameson, you bastard! What do you have to say for yourself?
Yeah... that's what I thought.
Finally, we'll close this out with something from a more innocent time... a search for "vr troopers pinterest" led here somehow. And... WE ARE- WE ARE VR!!!:
-I love me some Metal Heroes.