WARNING!: Do NOT attempt to headbutt-the-fuck out of Speedball.

-That's just a bad move...

It gets bigger every time I jerk, too...

From 1989's Speedball: The Masked Marvel #8 by Steve Ditko
 
The attacker/villain of this issue is called Bonehead.  Think of him as a dime-store, Ben Franklin version of Hammerhead... His whole deal is just that he, literally, has a thick skull.  They can't ALL be winners!!!

The New Warriors: Forces Of Darkness, Forces Of Light

~Today we take a quick look at The New Warriors #33, and Annual #3, Written by Fabian Nicieza, and Penciled by Darick Robertson.  Both parts of the Forces Of Darkness, Forces Of Light story-line.  Tons of guest-stars in this arc featuring a little shit of a villain called Darkling.

Just let him know this is a Safe Zone, and he needs to check his privilege...

                                                                                                                  ...because his emo-rhetoric is a total trigger for me.

Darkhawk is lookin' good, and Nova's gotta go fast!

~Here's some little things from New Warriors #22 that made me laugh.  By Fabian Nicieza, and Mark Bagley.

See, the team is going to use Rage's Avengers-status to get into the mansion and steal a Quinjet for a 'personal' mission... but the important thing here is- LOOK AT THE POSE DARKHAWK IS STRIKING!:

Hahaha- that's amazing!  And SO Chris Powell... gotta try to impress the ladies!  Bagley is SUCH a good artist. -You know this little, dorky character-moment was not in the script.  It's just too bad Firestar and Namorita are completely ignoring him.  In fact- the only one checking him out seems to be Speedball!!!

Speedball's back! To Bounce Or Not To Bounce-

-That darn cat...

I know I've mentioned how great this 6-page Speedball back-up story from The New Warriors Annual #1 is somewhere before... An old video? Or comment-section somewhere???  
Anyways- that's not important...
I think that it's so entertaining that I've decided to just post the entire damn thing here so you can all check it out. -In honor of the All-New Marvel NOW! New Warriors relaunch:

-more after the jump-

~Let's talk titties:

-Noice!:

↑ Yup, Iceman just made Robbie Baldwin fall face first into She-Hulk's bewbs!

You know, I can't help but think that was an elaborate plan the two had discussed beforehand. -Actually, the way Speedball's powers work; that must have made for some instant, and rapid, motorboating!

(From The Infinity Crusade #1)

-It's not the first time, either. The man knows what he likes...