She-Hulk, we need to talk about your thing...

(The Sensational She-Hulk #33 by John Byrne)

-Classic.

My 3 Favorite Scenes From Fantastic Four Versus The X-Men #1:

(embiggen)

 ~I have no memory of ever actually reading this one before... So, I guess 

I'ma little late to the game.  Picked up a very crisp copy for 33.333333 cents from
the local flea-market.
The entire issue is fucking awesome- I mean; Chris Claremont, so obviously it is.  -But here are three of my favorite parts:

( Honorable Mention to: 'Longshot and Dazzler on a boat.' )       

Blogger Analytics III: Yep, It's Still Mostly Porn. (NSFW)

~Unfortunately for everyone; here's another blog-installment of my Google-Image-Searching the same Search Keywords that somehow linked others to my little comic-book site... while probably adding me to a bunch of watch-lists for my trouble.  And it all starts with "mongul porn".

You get what you search for! (NSFW)

~Once again I'm delving deep into the 'Search Keywords' that somehow accidentally brought people to my blog- to find out just what, exactly, they were actually trying to find.

Yes, it will probably mostly be porn.

"adam hughes she-hulk" is a simple enough one.  Adam Hughes is one of my Top Ten favorite artists! (and it's a shame he doesn't do interiors anymore...) 
Sadly- he has not drawn Speedball's favorite pair'o'boobs to motorboat much.
The first thing I thought of was that page from the old Marvel Swimsuit Issue. -The one of Namor in a banana-hammock.
-But then I thought of this one:  

That's good She-Hulk!

~The Sensational She-Hulk:

-Do I have your attention?

Emerald Thursday:

~Just look at this sickening display from Deathlok #17 (by Gregory Wright and Walter McDaniel):

 Okay, okay- I added the heart- BUT IT WAS IMPLIED!

Sweet Flea-Market Finds Again, Again- AGAIN!

Yes, yes- I'm going to keep doing that...

So, yeah: COOOMMMICSSS!

Speedball's back! To Bounce Or Not To Bounce-

-That darn cat...

I know I've mentioned how great this 6-page Speedball back-up story from The New Warriors Annual #1 is somewhere before... An old video? Or comment-section somewhere???  
Anyways- that's not important...
I think that it's so entertaining that I've decided to just post the entire damn thing here so you can all check it out. -In honor of the All-New Marvel NOW! New Warriors relaunch:

-more after the jump-

~Let's talk titties:

-Noice!:

↑ Yup, Iceman just made Robbie Baldwin fall face first into She-Hulk's bewbs!

You know, I can't help but think that was an elaborate plan the two had discussed beforehand. -Actually, the way Speedball's powers work; that must have made for some instant, and rapid, motorboating!

(From The Infinity Crusade #1)

-It's not the first time, either. The man knows what he likes... 

The Fantastic Four Roast #1:

Finally- here are my favorite jokes from Marvel's Fantastic Four Roast #1 from 1982! Hosted (and written) by:

The Whizzer has to... you know......

 

Sorry, Stark- only ONE man can make a cuckold out of Reed!: