~The Marvel Universe desperately needs a tune-up...

"Eh?  How odd.  I suddenly find myself suspended in some kind of particle."

More Spider-Man comics!:

...page three and the ridiculous-levels are already ridiculous......

Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man #96 by Al Milgrom.

Bill Mantlo, The Spectacular Spider-Man?

Okay, so you all remember one of the big play-ground rumors back in the day, that you had no way of knowing wasn't true at the time, about how The Human Torch was replaced by H.E.R.B.I.E. in the Fantastic Four cartoon because they were afraid  kids would light themselves on fire.  -Same thing was said about Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends having Firestar instead of Ol' Match-head.
There's also the one that seems to come up every few years- you'll hear about some kid who died after trying to fly like Superman and jumping off of a building/out of a window. (I first heard this one in reference to why the 1988 Superman cartoon was canceled.) I tried searching the interwebs to see if it has ever REALLY happened... and I could only find this one, rather recent, instance.
I only bring these up because I want them fresh in your mind...

Marvel. Universe.

 ~Happy Hanukkah, everyone!  

From: The-

-From The New Captain Marvel #42 (1975) by Steve Englehart and Al Milgrom.

The Weird Hookers:

~Because what better way to remind the reader who The Weird is... than with space-hookers?

 From Mystery In Space with Captain Comet #6 by Jim Starlin and Al Milgrom